But at least I have a cute TV boyfriend...Go find yours, I don't want to feel dumb alone.
Sweet, sweet Jim. As cute as he is charming and sensitive, and able to make you feel good and have a big laugh any time you need it. Jim's worldview may seem a bit limited -- after all, it's largely a ragin' case of apathy that keeps him locked in to his "could do it with one hand tied behind his back" job at Dunder Mifflin -- but that's also part of his appeal; the love of one good woman is all this tall, cool drink of water needs to make him happy.
(To be perfectly clear, I DID NOT write the description above; rest assured I would never call any man a "cool drink of water").