Tuesday, June 17, 2008

no birds, just bees and a few other creatures. having sex.

I had something rather banal to talk about today, but THIS showed up on the Very Short List and how could I resist? You will never, ever again squash a bug without one of these images popping up in your mind. Please forgive.

If you only have enough time to watch one video, check out "Snail." You will not be disappointed; Isabella Rossellini uttering "...Where I can hide my vagina and my penis" in her beautiful Italian accent is priceless, my friend.

10 comments:

Cheri @ Blog This Mom! said...

I had to watch them all. She's brilliant!

Lisa Milton said...

The picture alone is priceless.

(She is so lovely.)

stu said...

I'm looking forward to the search term hits on this one.

-Stu

Mrs. G. said...

Oh you sick and twisted woman. I lurve you.

Tootsie Farklepants said...

I'm going to start saying everything in an Italian accent. Soon as I learn to speak it fluently. Or at all.

Manager Mom said...

I am really disturbed by that image of the lady with the big fly eyes. What is that?

Moxy Jane said...

You know...she's one of my absolutely favorite women on this earth, but I just could NOT get into these! I'll give it another go after I've had a bit more sleep. Maybe it was because I started with the worm, which pees and poops on itself and made me feel ick.

brandy101 said...

I happen to have 3 different snail species as "pets" (in an outdoor pond and indoor aquaria.)

Those suckas mate ALL the time and have LOTS of babies!!! I never knew about the s&m aspect, though!

But the poor outdoor ones: when they get big the racoons and woodchucks eat them. The indoor ones get eaten by my other creepy pets: planaria and a leech.

Um, yeah. Fer real.

EatPlayLove said...

I happened upon this site the other day as well, to see the Ben Harper clip and saw these. Gosh Isabella is a freak, I say that in a good way!

angel said...

damn & blast! i can't watch it coz i'm not in america!!!

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