Thursday, March 27, 2008

aha!

My husband is desperately trying to get me to reveal my new secret crush at the grocery store. He technically knows who my old secret crush was, even though he never saw him (mainly because my man doesn't like to shop at Wild Oats; he claims it is complicated and makes him feel uncool). And the fact is, I never see Dairy/Freezer Guy anymore either. I have a sneaking suspicion Stu had him fired or relocated. Or something more sinister....Thus, a new crush and I'm not telling who it is. I won't even tell which store he works in. It's for his safety.

The truth is, I don't want to say because New Secret Crush is so young, I have no doubt I'm old enough to be his mother. And not his young teen mom; his finished-with-college-living-in-a-house-with-a-mortgage mom. It's embarrassing to talk about it out loud. Plus, unlike Dairy/Freezer Guy, NSC is more of the alternative scene bad boy that I furtively stalked admired when I was younger. That he works at a place so mundane as a natural food store - but without disdain or condescension - makes him even sexier. He actually reminds me a little of Heath Ledger. But I've said too much; I may have endangered his life already.

Welcome to the midlife crisis, people.

10 comments:

Lisa Milton said...

Let's shop soon; I won't tell.

chikku said...

lol.... itb was fun reading this... my latest crush is the medical journalist from CNN, Dr.Sanjay Gupta..I find him really hot in his own way...lol... i told Sj about this yestrday n he laughed...i dont know y???lol

chikku :)

CamiKaos said...

mike knows about my crush and luckily no harm has come to him...

Tootsie Farklepants said...

Okay. We were camping with several other families about 3 years ago. A very hot guy emerged from the water after parking his jet ski. Very hot. Also resembled Heath Ledger. I said to my sister in law, "WHO is THAT?" and it was the 14 year old son of one of their friends. FOURTEEN!! I had to go and bleach my brain.

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

I'm with Tootsie. It is so icky when you're teenage sons friends look too good.

Stu said...

Looks like I will have to kill all of the boys at both Wild Oats and Trader Joes, sort of like Pharaoh.

-Stu

Molly said...

I passed a guy who had to still be in high school the other day and thought what a fine young man he was. I admit to a couple of other less wholesome thoughts too. I was horrified!

katydidnot said...

i always knew stu was a little shady.

angel said...

uh oh... naughty naughty! but i do sympathise...

John-Michael said...

What's with this "crisis" thing?

More like a "mid-life blossoming" I would say. A pretty special happening ... enjoy!

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