The truth is, I don't want to say because New Secret Crush is so young, I have no doubt I'm old enough to be his mother. And not his young teen mom; his finished-with-college-living-in-a-house-with-a-mortgage mom. It's embarrassing to talk about it out loud. Plus, unlike Dairy/Freezer Guy, NSC is more of the alternative scene bad boy that I furtively
Welcome to the midlife crisis, people.