Thursday, May 29, 2008

bacon's buff cousin

In the continued spirit of idiocy whacky randomness, I am going to share a couple of things I've found supremely amusing lately.

First, the game "Sausage." It is especially perfect for boys ages 5-75, teachers of grades K-7 (after that it devolves into something disturbing, trust me), and fun-loving moms (particularly moms who are dealing with bickering kids). To play, simply ask each other questions like "What is your favorite color?" or "What's your dad's name?" or "Where are you going for vacation?" The response is always "Sausage." But it must be said without laughing, which of course makes it all more hilarious. Try it. (Be warned - it's addicting. And you might not be able to order breakfast without chuckling a little).

And a recently discovered joke:

Two sausages were lying in a frying pan. One said, "It sure is getting hot in here." And the other said, "OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS! A TALKING SAUSAGE!"

May I just say I laughed until I cried when Mason read that one to me. I hope it brings you the same kind of joy.

So, what are you going to read next? [Sausage]

10 comments:

Karen said...

Guess what game I'm playing with my girls in the morning? Sausage!

katydidnot said...

i totally didn't get mason's joke. duh me.

when are you ever going to play trivia again? sausage.

Tootsie Farklepants said...

I'm going to tell that joke to my kids in the morning!

angel said...

heh heh... i bet damien would love this!

McSwain said...

My son is SO not allowed to read this post. Because it would get really old really fast, and he'd still be doing it in high school.

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

This is particularly funny if you're in bed with your husband!

stu said...

So what would you like to play with later?

Lisa Milton said...

Shhhh. Don't tell Zack. My brain might break...

Cheri said...

I read the post. I looked for Stu's comment because I totsally saw it coming. What did I see coming?

Moxy Jane said...

AT LAST!! I will now have a joke for my kids when they beg me to tell them a NEW joke!! I will be loved once again!

And it helps that it's actually funnny!

You are so very awesome. Why are you awesome?

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