First, the game "Sausage." It is especially perfect for boys ages 5-75, teachers of grades K-7 (after that it devolves into something disturbing, trust me), and fun-loving moms (particularly moms who are dealing with bickering kids). To play, simply ask each other questions like "What is your favorite color?" or "What's your dad's name?" or "Where are you going for vacation?" The response is always "Sausage." But it must be said without laughing, which of course makes it all more hilarious. Try it. (Be warned - it's addicting. And you might not be able to order breakfast without chuckling a little).
And a recently discovered joke:
Two sausages were lying in a frying pan. One said, "It sure is getting hot in here." And the other said, "OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS! A TALKING SAUSAGE!"
May I just say I laughed until I cried when Mason read that one to me. I hope it brings you the same kind of joy.
So, what are you going to read next? [Sausage]