I swear, this is the horoscope that popped up for me this morning (highlights mine, because they are so funny/scary):
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There is going to be a deep, true value in every exchange you have today, whether it's a brief conversation with someone at the checkout line or a long meeting with the influential people at work. Something that's said will change your life. You'll get even more value out of these talks if you expose your real self right away. There is no need to hide what you really think or wait for someone else to introduce a topic so that you will have permission to do so.
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Discuss.
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Um, I am only dismayed by the abundance of posts.
How do you do it? And how do I keep up and be a good friend?
(Your horoscope is funky. I still don't expect much from the grocer. Stars aren't that powerful, yo.)
This horoscope sounds like a license to be bad! I too would not expect much from the grocer..but it is tempting- karolyn
Grocery boy: Ma'am...this new face wash is on sale..2 for 1 today. Do you want another one?
Steph: Oh, yes, that would be nice.
Grocery boy: My mom uses it too.
Steph: That's very kind of you. Thank you.
Grocery boy: uh-huh. Do you wanna go get the other bottle? I'll wait for you.
Steph: I'll be right back.
This could be the start of a whole new phase in this relationship. You will keep us posted, right?
deb.
I think it's exciting! Think of all the possibilities...all good ones.
'Something that's said will change your life'
Man Child: "Ma'am, I have read your blog and I need you to use another line when checking out"
Bad Mom: "Can I watch you in the parking lot?"
Man Child: "No"
-Stu
Stu, you need to keep Bad Mom home from the health food store today.
Really what I saw was "expose yourself in the grocery check out line." That is a pretty whacked horoscope. :)
Your horoscope clearly has never been married. Or it lives in Vegas.
And I laughed hard at Stu's comment.
so did you get naked before having a chat with any of your co-workers today? exposing your real self?
My eye pretty much went right to the thing about exposing yourself, too. Which could get you in trouble. We'll be reading about you on "The Smoking Gun" site instead of here.
oh, i'm a little bit afraid at how you might take "expose your real self". if i read about a woman exposing herself to a checker in portland, i will know.
oh, and? i would like to request a photo of this boy. i am considering starting a petition on my blog.
OY!
Rock on Stu-
frickin' funny!
and SO how it would go!
Though you forgot
the facial expression
on the lad- to not hurt
Steph's feelings- i
shant eleborate- but ya know
what i mean!!
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