Hey, here I am at the state convention! That stereotype about PTA moms? Bah.
Although I did only have one lemon drop (with Chambord, which the waiter seemed to think was really scandalous...Look at me, raising hell already! And I just tried to link "Chambord" in case you didn't know it's a raspberry liqueur, but the hotel has blocked alcohol-related sites. Huh) and my roommates are making me go to bed. I'm pretty sure I haven't said or done anything particularly outrageous [yet].
We have, however, witnessed certain other PTA types getting their drink on in a wild & wacky way. It's better to watch than be watched, I'm thinking. Unless we're discussing grocery store clerks. (Damn, I said I wasn't going to mention him anymore. Okay, starting now).
Seriously? My friends have actually left me at this computer in the bar. Wow. Potentially embarrassing.