I managed to find a spare hour between my doctor's exam & picking up Mason at the park in Far Far Away, so I wandered into Goodwill in search of a cocktail shaker and small set of tongs (could not find). Somehow I ended up in the capri pants aisle, where I found a pair that appeared to be my size AND had the 50% off tag of the day [angels sang]. As I held them against my lower body, the handsome young man working down the aisle from me suddenly said "BAM! There she goes!" I looked up curiously and he was smiling at me while straightening the clothes in front of him. "You need those!"
Yes I did. They will be the most fulfilling jeans I'll ever wear.
Grocery boy who?