Tuesday, September 23, 2008

ponderings

My brain is all over the place today. Please respond to and/or answer any of the following random observations & questions. Or not. Free country.
  • If a particular [promised 4 weeks ago] item is actually available to set up in my classroom, one should either promptly bring that item [upstairs] to my classroom or accept assistance in getting it [upstairs] into my classroom. Conversely, if a particular [promised 4 weeks ago] item is actually not in existence, please tell me that instead of pretending I will eventually get that item.
  • Is it wrong to eat an entire jar of Kalamata olives in one sitting?
  • Yesterday, when we were renting Mason a trombone (yes, we did), I was just about to ask "Do you want to give your trombone a name?" when my boy looked at me and said "I'm trying to think of what to name it." Who knew band geekiness was genetic? (It's Buddy, by the way)
  • My 8-year old daughter is phenomenal at Wii Fit hula hooping. Worry now?
  • Which ring of Hell am I relegated to when I pray that certain students will stay home?
  • When will I finally plan meals more than ten minutes a day in advance? I genuinely enjoy cooking, I think I'm relatively intelligent about nutrition & balance, I know I can design a lovely presentation, yet I always develop a throbbing headache when I sit down to think about what to eat for dinner each day. Tell me this happens to everyone. Everyday.
  • At what point do I have to stop thinking my body really is a wonderland? Just curious.

22 comments:

Mrs. G. said...

An entire jar of olives is a solid serving of protein.

KD @ A Bit Squirrelly said...

I agree with Mrs. G.

Yeah and btw, You are never getting it. Messing with you they are (said in my best yoda--see kd=geek too).

Jenny said...

Haha! I don't know if my body has ever been a wonderland, but it certainly makes me wonder... (especially now in POST children condition)

No, it is not wrong to secretly hope that a certain someone misses a day of class. It would be wrong however to not enjoy EVERY PRECIOUS MINUTE!!!!

And I too have a bizarre habit of naming things, expecially plants. I have Phil, Mrtyle, Bob, and Harold (he's actually a spider, see blog)

And faced with the prospect of making dinner at lightning speed while being serenaded by whining children after I fought 5:30 traffic, we dined in at the Chick- Fil- A this evening.

Aren't you so glad you asked?? :)

Cheri @ Blog This Mom! said...

You are a riot.

Wii hula hoop. Sounds fun. I Still haven't opened our Wii fit box. Lazy much?

Texan Mama @ Who Put Me In Charge said...

Go to the person who promised you the item. Make it very clear, I am here to pick it up NOW. If they hem & haw, tell him/her, tell me where to get it because I will go get it, NOW. If they hem & haw some more, ask point blank: Where is it? I need it now. If you can't give it to me, let me know so I can make other plans.

And your body? I'm betting Stu still thinks it's a wonderland. LEt him have it!

Karen said...

The entire jar of olives? My 5 year old would like you for a mom. Ya'll could just call it dinner. Then no headaches planning meals. Sounds like a plan, no?

Shana said...

>>Is it wrong to eat an entire jar of Kalamata olives in one sitting?

Absolutely not.

PS: your body IS a wonderland

katydidnot said...

it is wrong to eat any kalamata olives in one sitting. or ever. or any kind of olives.

olives should not be food.

Your Pal Pinki said...

I'm with mrs.g and kd on the olives. Yum.

My son thought it was cool you guys name your musical instruments, all his guitars have names.

What ring of Hell are you relegated to? The same I'll be going to because I'm super thrilled the pain in the neck girl on my soccer team decided to quit.

JCK said...

That boy's chin is a wonderland. I could stick some olives in there and fish for them....

Stu said...

I'm still up for playing in your wonderland...

dkuroiwa said...

mmmmmmm..olives. in one sitting? oh yeah...and you probably won't do it again any time soon!

I really want a Wii...Fit/HulaHoop/Whatever...I just want one! Can I come play?
(I'll bring olives!!)

I'm the queen of the "dropping 5 yards and punting" sort of cooking....I've only had a couple of 'misses'...but if we've got rice and miso soup in this house, pretty much anything is okay...Thank God!

and thank you...now I've got "walking in a winter wonderland" in my head...teehee!!

Janet said...

are you adding a splash of vodka to those olives? Hmmm...

Hey...how easy is it to hook up a Wii and a Wii Fit? And do you need a hula hoop for that game?

marathon mom said...

your son? named his trombone? buddy?

I think that's what's wrong with kids today.

Lisa Milton said...

I think renting a trombone cancels out any dinnertime angst any day.

(We all wonder what the heck again tonight to make...)

I think olives are a worthy option.

i am very mary said...

while eating olives is not so bad, it is time to stop thinking of your body as a wonderland when you eat an entire jar of pickled pigs' feet. ok then.

Anonymous said...

Wishing painful people would stay home- nothing wrong with that-it's a rational response.

The whole dinner planning thing- if you think of a solution, I will nominate you for the Nobel prize.
karolyn

Mel, A Dramatic Mommy said...

When my brother was little he called them "olvs." It was cute but they are gross. All kids are good at Wii hula. It's their low center of gravity. Has she unlocked Super Hula?

holly said...

i never gave my clarinet a name! or my alto-clarinet! crap! i got namin' to do!

Denise said...

I LUV John Mayer AND that song. Although I think I am still waiting on my body to be a wonderland. UMPH!

phd in yogurtry said...

An entire jar of olives is less wrong than a half jar of tampenade. Rest easy.

Rest easy, also, on the score of headache thinking up dinner ideas. What it boils down to is not what cool, interesting dish can I serve my family tonight.. rather, what boring, same ole, uninventive meal can I serve and honestly expect them to feel excited about it.

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