Tuesday, June 9, 2009

my head has not yet actually exploded

I interrupt my regularly scheduled post [as if I'm that prepared] for this test of the Emergency Alert System. In the event of a real emergency (my head exploding, for example), you would be directed by my guest blogger/husband to direct vast amounts of good ju-ju/prayer/positive chi in my general direction.

Reasons my head might explode in the next 10 days:
  • More students will get into inexplicably stupid fistfights in the hallway next to the principal
  • More students will sneak into our auditorium to perform acts that give teachers headaches & nightmares thinking about
  • More students will become irrationally angry about the fact that they are failing despite having turned in NO work in 8 weeks
  • More students will look incredulous when told 24 absences in 45 days is unreasonable and grounds for not earning credit
  • More students will talk exactly only when their teachers begin to talk
Please keep your computer tuned to this blog for further instructions. Thank you.

8 comments:

Fantastic Forrest said...

Oh, dear.

I think an appointment with the Happy Hour Home Girls is in order.

Or maybe just Live Wire! this Saturday night?

Say yes, you know you want to....

Cheri @ Blog This Mom! said...

Oy.

Janet said...

I'm already directing vast amounts of good ju-ju/prayer/positive chi in your general direction in the off chance you might need it :-)

Plus, the stickers made me happy!

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

Taking notes.

Stu said...

I will be dutiful and post if your head explodes.

LarryG said...

that talking thing is the reason that teachers are instructing via twitter,
then ... the talking is superfluous after that
and it even gets to those in the auditorium! lol

Lisa Wheeler Milton said...

Oy. To the second power.

Almost. Over. Promise.

phd in yogurtry said...

uh oh... she's gonna blow ... (how many days remaining?)

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