- Kids' bathroom scrubbed within an inch of its life (puzzling parts: toothpaste and something suspiciously like ear wax smudged on the door jamb)
- All sheets washed
- Fridge emptied of potentially hazardous waste
- In my cleaning frenzy, I ripped not one but two substantial holes in the knees of my beloved capri jeans:
Back to the trenches. I love the smell of eco-friendly cleansers in the morning; smells like victory.