1. "In a hole in the ground there lived certain former boyfriends."
2. "Not much money in the bank but that ain't no matter."
3. "After dark the rain began to fall again, because that's what happens in the Pacific Northwest, in the
4. "Bring me the prisoner who looks most like Mark Wahlberg from the hold of the Spanish galleon."
5. "There was a hand in the darkness, and it began groping me; hello, husband...."
6. "Accidents ambush the unsuspecting, the unsuspecting wet their pants."
7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to dancing to 80s tunes!, tomorrow my plans include garage sales (!) and Sunday, I want to relish the feeling of "There's no school tomorrow"! Lots of exclamation points this weekend...
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