- I can joyfully arise for a bit of early morning yoga while everyone else is still sleeping.
- I can not hate my family for still sleeping in their warm cozy beds while I curse at my smug little animated Wii balance board.
- I will have lessons planned many days in advance. [Not that I don't already usually do this, of course. Hi, Amy, best principal ever!]
- Students might sometimes sort of enjoy doing the lessons I have planned, and even learn things.
- I will keep learning things from my students [things that don't burn my ears and make me have to scrub my brain with mental steel wool].
- My house will remain in its current state of not-trashed/marginally clean & organized.
- I will finish the last couple of classes needed to maintain my teaching certificate (without incurring an aneurysm).
- I will find all the necessary paperwork to prove I've finished all the classes needed to maintain my teaching certificate.
- I'll find ample time to fit in Happy Hour gatherings with all of my favorite people.
- My blog will become massively popular, particularly with the likes of Mark Wahlberg, Bradley Cooper, and/or Joseph Fiennes, who will insist on personally visiting/massaging the hilariously insightful Bad Mom. Often.
Too much?
