Cut to close-up of couple on couch. Woman & Man have just finished watching a sappy, overrated, totally predictable yet irresistibly sob-worthy movie.
Man: I'm sorry Ryan Gosling will look like that when he's old.
Woman: Shut up. You're just jealous.
Man: Of what? I totally look like that with my shirt off.
Woman: Whatever. You're an idiot.
[Note: Man denies having said any of this. Disregard any protestations.]
Man: What are you writing anyway? Put that damn thing down! You already posted today...
You all should hear what the Man thinks really happened. It's pretty funny. But I won't let him have the laptop, and he doesn't know my passwor----
(We've had wine, and chanterelles...And THERE'S NO SCHOOL TOMORROW!)