Thursday, April 10, 2008

my inner teen is grounded

I am nearly done with [telling you about] the cute checker crush, partly because I imagine you're getting very jealous bored and also, I am concerned that the more I gush over him, the more likely it is he'll show up to enroll at my school next quarter. God in Heaven, I swear that is not even remotely funny.

So here is the last thing I will torture you with [probably]. I thought this was a pointedly hilarious question in a survey I took this afternoon:

From the list below, what is the ONE quality that your favorite grocery store offers that matters most to you? (Select one)
  1. Good prices/reward program
  2. Great selection
  3. Attractive/well-kept surroundings
  4. Convenience
  5. Friendly service
  6. Emphasis on healthy foods and nutrition
  7. Additional services available (i.e., pharmacy, bank, coffee shop, hot young checkers*)

I giggled at each answer, particularly #6 (the one I chose), because honestly. Whole Foods can devolve into a Wal*Mart/McDonald's and if the hottie worked there, I'd be selling my consumer soul. Unless he becomes one of my students and then frick. Pray for me.

*Um. I added that one.


Cheri @ Blog This Mom!® said...

We must be sharing a brain. I'm right there with ya, and I'm not jealous (there's enough to go around) or bored (what else have I got to think about?).

Keep 'em coming . . .

Cheri @ Blog This Mom!® said...

P.S. Awesome post title.

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

There would be one thing worse than him becoming your student--it would be when he came over to your house as the friend of one of your children. It could totally happen to you someday.

Anonymous said...

Better get it out of your system. I'm in Tokyo coming home. Only 9 more hours sittin in a plane.

Tootsie Farklepants said...

I would have to say convenience. Because I'm extremely lazy.

Anonymous said...

I love how you tagged your newest treasure, "groceries," with "cuteboys" in your Treasurelicious list.

Shouldn't you be listing the checker himself instead, though!? :)

stephanie said...

Cheri - Thanks :) I'm glad you're not bored; I might not be able to abstain...(Stu tried to get one of the store aprons last night, to no avail).

Jenn - That makes me shudder.

Tootsie - I really wanted to say "All of the Above."

Martin - Thanks for noticing my list! I'm trying to be sensitive to my husband but making it generic :)

holly said...

i can't get the monster-truck-dude out of my head. he has ruined checkers for me.

now. the waiter in edinburgh? oh baby. i really really want more pizza. well, i want more pizza delivered. he doesn't even have to bring pizza.

and what, you're going to stop talking about the dude now? i've just recently found out about the dude. I'M not bored! ;)


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