So here is the last thing I will torture you with [probably]. I thought this was a pointedly hilarious question in a survey I took this afternoon:
From the list below, what is the ONE quality that your favorite grocery store offers that matters most to you? (Select one)
- Good prices/reward program
- Great selection
- Attractive/well-kept surroundings
- Friendly service
- Emphasis on healthy foods and nutrition
- Additional services available (i.e., pharmacy, bank, coffee shop, hot young checkers*)
I giggled at each answer, particularly #6 (the one I chose), because honestly. Whole Foods can devolve into a Wal*Mart/McDonald's and if the hottie worked there, I'd be selling my consumer soul. Unless he becomes one of my students and then frick. Pray for me.
*Um. I added that one.