Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Guest Post #2

That's right folks, I'm back for another "I'm too tired, can you post for me?" post. I tried to convince The Woman that she really does not need a post every day, to which she plopped the laptop into my lap and said "post something and be nice".

I have noticed a theme in several of the recent comments, that show a certain concern that Stephanie is some sort of Cougar/lush/looking-for-an-affair sort of gal. I just wanted to confirm these fears are totally true...

I am kidding. My wife and I have a solid marriage and I have never had any reason to doubt her intentions in almost 19 years of being together. She loves to talk (a lot) and ends up chatting with lots of people. When she drinks she talks more. And, if you are going to have a conversation with someone, you want to pick the cute ones right?

She works hard to be a good mom/teacher/wife and I am glad she gets to go out and whoop it up from time to time whether it is with me or friends.

As for the grocery boy; Stephanie has had clippings of cute guys from magazines and movie posters since I have known her. She has always been able to spot the cute guy in the crowd, but she always stands by me. She is a good wingman.

I know, not my usual total smart ass style, but I'll save that for when I comment on your blog.

-Bad Dad

13 comments:

The Doggy Did It said...

Hey Stu...

It's ok, you don't have to make excuses for her shenanigans. We know she is the one out getting plowed, and hitting on hot guys, while you are at home, holding down the fort, and pining away for her.

Like a good husband should be...heh.

Lisa Milton said...

Your collective posting ability puts me to shame.

I resorted to Meatloaf last night...

Janet said...

You go Stu :-)

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

Awwww. My husband is a lot like you, which is to say quite secure. I don't think I'll ever get him to write a post, though.

Karen said...

Stu, do you do dishes too?

katydidnot said...

clearly you two are perfect for each other. blissful and stuff. barf.

don't worry bad mom, we know you're a good wife (and a bad wife when you're supposed to be bad). double barf.

stu said...

The Doggy did it: I pretty much sit at home and cry, you caught me.

Lisa: I like meatloaf

Janet: I'm a goin'

Jen: Just demand that he post, put that foot down ;)

Karen: Yes, I do

Kate: Sorry for making you barfy. It is not always puppies and flowers here but we make it work (I think)

-Stu

Mrs. G. said...

Way to help a woman out. What are you doing tonight? I'm out of ideas. You should be a floater.

Cheri said...

Helloooooooo Stu. Way to love your wife. My husband and you see eye to eye on the matter of what Mrs. G. calls secret boyfriends. You and my husband could be BFFs. Except my husband doesn't leave The Best Comments Ever.

I AM VERY MARY said...

I need to get a guest blogger. For the times I'm too tired/lazy/lame. Like now.

Cheri said...

Stu,

Stop it! Your comments are funnier than the posts. You and Stephanie have an open invitation to come play Battle of the Sexes with us. Maybe Stephanie could pick up something for pot luck at Wild Oats. ;-)

Tootsie Farklepants said...

You're a good wingman as well it would seem. Good job!

stephanie said...

I LOVE YOU, man!

And I love you all for loving him.

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