Wednesday, June 4, 2008

spam spam spam spam

I recently added another Yahoo e-mail address to my account, because it sounded cooler in connection with my blog name on the cards I made. OCD much? I know. Anyway.

Now I'm faced with an onslaught of fantastic offers for Hoodia(*A Revolution in Weight Management!) or COSTA RICA TRIP as well as very sincere queries from Asbestos Lawyers (at least six in the last two days - is there something I should know about my home??) and Mr.Philip Clive (addressed to Dear Friend; that's sweet). As more & more of this nonsense showed up in my Inbox yet no comments on my blog posts appeared [sob], I became suspicious.

I hopped over to the cesspool that is the Spam folder and, after wading through the dregs that had been automatically sent there (exactly what about my e-mail address invites stuff from Singles4You and OneHourPaydayCash and !!!!JOBS!!!! ? Curious), I did indeed find some friendly names with nice things to say. It felt like picking precious dollar bills out of a toilet.

So here's the deal - if you happen to e-mail me at my Yahoo account and I don't respond, it's either because a) your message was vulgar and appalling and I'm ignoring you or b) your message was vulgar but amusing and got trapped in my Spam folder. Leave me a note in comments where I will check frequently (like that's a new procedure for me) and get back to you accordingly.

In the meantime, can I interest you in CHURCH DATING or OldJewelryCash?

4 comments:

Cheri said...

I got a message today that I could have a hotter rod. I did not know that was an option until today.

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

I shouldn't talk about it out loud, but my gmail account never lets me down.

Lisa Milton said...

That sucks because those cards are oh so pretty.

brandy101 said...

OMG< the "Christian singles" and "Church dating" ones I'm getting crack me up!

I want to email my priest to see if he put me on some kind of list...and if so, why is he trying to break up my marriage with these dating offers!?! ;)

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