Friday, December 19, 2008

christmas carol corruption

1. Said the night wind to the little lamb, "Run, little dude! Shepherd's in the mood for mutton stew."

2. The first Noel, the angel did say, "I just flew in from Bethlehem and boy are my wings tired." Ba-dum-bum.

3. Go, shop for the economy, Over the hills and everywhere.

4. It came upon the midnight clear, the glorious school closure call.

5. Have yourself a cozy little cocktail, Let your heart be light.

6. And the thing that will make them ring is the carol that you sing into their voicemail.

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to finally getting our tree up, tomorrow my plans include haircut & date night and Sunday, I want to wow...I can't really think of anything; relax?!

12 comments:

Billy Rhythm said...

Well done!

brandy101 said...

hilarious - I love the *in their voicemail* one

LarryG said...

sounds like Sunday is gonna be special... maybe a "Midwinter Moment" :)

Amber said...

Hahaha @#2
Go shop for the economy, good drive!
Great answers, gave me a good chuckle, Happy Friday!

Lisa Milton said...

I loved them, one and all. Especially the school closure call. Let the break begin...

(Your date night should be interesting with freezing rain. You might have to tuck those fabulous shoes away for a while.)

Danielle said...

I've done my share of #3!! Have a great weekend and have fun putting up the tree. :)

Janet said...

oh, I SO want to give you my phone number so you can sing me a Christmas carol and leave it on my voicemail!

Cheri @ Blog This Mom! said...

Good ones, bad mom, good ones!

CC said...

Wonderful answers...:). Have a great weekend, and a most blessed Christmas..

CC said...

Wonderful answers...:). Have a great weekend, and a most blessed Christmas..

Suzanne said...

*snort* The angel's wings are tired. Cracks me up.

Shana said...

Nice job! Sunday sounds like a nice break from the holidays.

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