Wednesday, December 17, 2008

from my effing perfect family to yours

Dear Blog Friends & Family,
Feel free to immediately click away from this page if the past year's hijinks of my ideal life offend or otherwise incense your passive/aggressive manic depressive sensibilities.

January: Cowboy fan Stephanie thoroughly did not enjoy the playoff season
February: Stephanie also thoroughly did not enjoy the Super Bowl; family fun at the state caucus March: Kids remained involved in Scouts, acting classes, Math Club, & general fun with the cat and hamsters (though never at the same time)
April: Paige jumped rope for the American Heart Association at a Trailblazers game; Stephanie & Stu had some happenings in Vegas
May: Stephanie & Stu spent 15th anniversary weekend in the far reaches of downtown Portland
June: New bath tub!; Stu & friend Dave treated to cocktail class for Father’s Day; Stephanie announced names of graduates at her school’s 1st commencement
July: Summer camps for kids; tattoos for adults; Stephanie & friend Jen partied in San Francisco
August: More camps for kids; trip to London, Paris & Amsterdam for adults
September: Stu’s 20 year HS reunion
October: Mason took up trombone, Paige thankfully not yet interested in loud instruments; family enjoyed multiple costume parties
November: Wordstock workshop for Stephanie, promise of continued job at H-P for Stu
Mason starring in church play; Paige reveled in art class; high hopes for Cowboys in playoffs

Wishing you happy holidays & a delightful 2009.

Now to send out the hard copy of this, instead of letting it languish in a Christmas bag behind my couch for a year. Not that I've ever done anything that pathetic before.


Lisa Wheeler Milton said...

I'm horrified by all the perfection.

Please, I must avert my eyes...


I love your effing family.

Shana said...

I hate to say it but... sounds perfect!

Janet said...

Do you still like your tattoo?

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

It's wonderful--this cannot be the same letter that was found to be offensive?

shrink on the couch said...

cowboys in the playoffs? now THAT offends my manic depressive sensibilities, alright.

katydidnot said...

blech. family perfection.

you do it well though.

Gretchen said...

Your family sounds great! You are truly blessed.

EatPlayLove said...

I think you have too much fun. LOL!

Cheri @ Blog This Mom!® said...

I lurve your effing perfect family.


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