Tuesday, May 4, 2010

maybe not

Things I don't regret not doing in my life:

Buying a Pet Rock

Trying out for cheerleading in high school

Taking math my senior year


Following my thirtysomething dream of being an advertising exec

Wearing gauchos more often

Becoming an elementary teacher [God bless you guys!]

Loving tequila

Having a one-night stand

Figuring out how to put on lipstick

Giving up on a certain supercute noncommittal freshman when I was a junior cougar Cougar

Forgoing a modern Mocha Digital Plaid beauty in exchange for my beloved pimped-out dinosaur laptop*

*Right? I won't regret making the trade, letting go of the stickerliciousness?
I might need a little therapy on this one.


Gretchen said...

Truth? I'm still trying to figure out the double negative intro.

Did you regret? Or not regret? Or do those things? Or not do those things?

it's not my strongest suit...

snugglebug said...

I don't think I could regret a new laptop- no matter how attached I am to the old one.

Jenn@ You know... that blog? said...

I agree with Snugglebug. One can always pimp out a new system!

I still have my pet rock. Glad I gave up smoking after a few months. Filthy, gross habit. Never once entertained the thought of being a cheerleader (eww) and hated math with every fiber of my being.

I got your therapy, Steph. (Vodka, right?) And your back. ;)

Come haiku with me. It's a steamy, steamy day...

Shana said...

I haven't thought, read or heard the word "gauchos" in, um, a lot of years. And now I'm obsessed with it. Gauchos. Gauchos. Gauchos. Gauchos. It's fun to say. Thanx.


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