Thursday, October 23, 2008

more sex talk

It just never ends with preteens.

Scene: Stu & I were being playfully frisky in the kitchen while the kids did homework nearby.

Paige: NO! (Running to break us apart) No Voldemort!

Me: Um, we're not really doing Voldemort here in front of everyone; just kissing.

Mason: (With a completely serious demeanor) So have you guys actually done Voldemort since Paige was born?

Stu & I: (Stunned speechless momentarily) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Uh, yes.


shrink on the couch said...

If our kids knew how often we play Voldemort they would beg to be driven to Nebraska.

Danielle said...

Ha! That's pretty good. A good laugh, thanks!

Amy said...

I definitely laughed out loud on that one!

I'm still enjoying the time we have before we get to "that" stage!

Biscuit said...

It totally cracks me up that you call it Voldemort!! : )

JCK said...

I KNEW I liked Voldemort.

So funny, your kids!

Mrs. G. said...

That's right--in kidworld, you've only done it twice.

Anonymous said...

We did not have the heart to tell him we have had sex two or three times since his sister was born 8 years ago ;)


Lisa Wheeler Milton said...

Oh how perverse, the frisky behavior and the sex life.


You guys are the best.

Sarcasm is just one more service I offer. said...

Haha, that's greatness. Yeah, kids don't ever want to think that there parents have Voldemort. :o)

katydidnot said...

very pervy.

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

Thanks for the clarification Stu!

Tootsie Farklepants said...

I can't remember the last time I had Voldemort in the kitchen. Eh, kids. Too risky.


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