It just never ends with preteens.
Scene:  Stu & I were being playfully frisky in the kitchen while the kids did homework nearby.
Paige:  NO!  (Running to break us apart)  No Voldemort!
Me:  Um, we're not really doing Voldemort here in front of everyone; just kissing.
Mason:  (With a completely serious demeanor)  So have you guys actually done Voldemort since Paige was born?
Stu & I:  (Stunned speechless momentarily) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  Uh, yes.
 
 
