It just never ends with preteens.
Scene: Stu & I were being playfully frisky in the kitchen while the kids did homework nearby.
Paige: NO! (Running to break us apart) No Voldemort!
Me: Um, we're not really doing Voldemort here in front of everyone; just kissing.
Mason: (With a completely serious demeanor) So have you guys actually done Voldemort since Paige was born?
Stu & I: (Stunned speechless momentarily) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Uh, yes.
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If our kids knew how often we play Voldemort they would beg to be driven to Nebraska.
Ha! That's pretty good. A good laugh, thanks!
I definitely laughed out loud on that one!
I'm still enjoying the time we have before we get to "that" stage!
It totally cracks me up that you call it Voldemort!! : )
I KNEW I liked Voldemort.
So funny, your kids!
That's right--in kidworld, you've only done it twice.
We did not have the heart to tell him we have had sex two or three times since his sister was born 8 years ago ;)
-Stu
Oh how perverse, the frisky behavior and the sex life.
:)
You guys are the best.
Haha, that's greatness. Yeah, kids don't ever want to think that there parents have Voldemort. :o)
very pervy.
Thanks for the clarification Stu!
I can't remember the last time I had Voldemort in the kitchen. Eh, kids. Too risky.
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