Monday, July 20, 2009

who needs me?

This arrived in my e-mail this morning from Lijit:

Top Searches that Brought Readers to Your Blog (max 25 shown)
bad mom (28 times)
bad mom blog (9 times)
daniel radcliffe equus (4 times)
edgy tattoos (3 times) (2 times)
bad moms (2 times)
daniel radcliffe equus photos (2 times)
mom x young (2 times)
how to say your birthday its in two days japanese (2 times)
label (2 times)
exploded moms (2 times)
sexy naughty moms (2 times)
daniel radcliff (1 time)
bad nice mom (1 time)
david kross (1 time)
how to categorize for a garage sale (1 time)
bad moms blog (1 time)
tattoo of a stack of books (1 time)
why is chocolate bad for us (1 time)
radcliffe equus (1 time)
rock and roll part of every day (1 time)
serial killer mom (1 time)
daniel radcliffe pictures (1 time)
soft porn ass (1 time)
wise potato chips company in syma (1 time)

So much food for thought (wise potato chips??). I feel a little guilty that I didn't have more to offer the "how to categorize for a garage sale" person, and a tad weird about so many Daniel Radcliffe hits. Also wondering if the "serial killer mom" felt satisfied; I'm certain "why is chocolate bad for us" did not.

I will defer the "how to say your birthday its in two days japanese" person (who visited twice?) to Deb at Etc, Etc, Etc and am seriously considering "exploded mom" for a t-shirt.

Not touching "soft porn ass" (heh) but I've just given that poor searching sucker another shot at visiting my blog.

I'll try not to let this information shape what I write in the future.
The nice youngish sometimes sexy & naughty Bad Mom with a blog and a not-so-edgy tattoo who likes to rock & roll part of every day with wise potato chips and good-for-you chocolate, signing off to read a stack of books and swoon over Daniel Radcliffe. And serial killers.

P.S. It's my birthday in 34 days whether you speak English or Japanese, or any other language.


Suzanne said...

The top two searches (consistantly) that bring people to my blog are "insults in latin" and "fake swear words". Nothing pornish whatsoever... is that a good thing?

The casual observer would note that you must have a real thing for Harry Potter.

Ami said...

The most frequent search I get is 'cl*toris'. With an E in place of the *.

Most of those hits come from the middle East. Perverts who can't spell, I guess. They're usually looking for a picture of one.


The funny thing is, my use of that word was actually advanced as the plural of Cletus, who used to live across the street. In pondering where the apostrophe should go when I referred to the whole inbred, crotch-digging moron family, I finally gave up and just called 'em the word not quite stated above.

Maybe I should talk more about Harry Potter?

Stu said...

I think I am going to try to stack the deck to see if I can get my search term to pop to the top ;)


Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

Just so I don't forget it when the time comes--Happy Early Birthday.

Danielle said...

I love to read the search items that get to my blog. I get a lot from a post I did about Michealanglo's Lasagna...Ifind it so funny and odd.

LarryG said...

i didn't think i ever searched "sexy naughty moms" --- twice! :)

Gretchen said...

Hee hee hee that list is so bad it's good.

Fantastic Forrest said...



Does it refer to Radcliffe's or yours, I wonder?

katydidnot said...

i think it's sweet that they found you from a search for soft porn, rather than, like, something edgier.

katydidnot said...

i just read stu's comment. he's such an adorable nerd.

brandy101 said...

Wise Potato Chips are good - they are a local brand on the East Philly it was one of the brands you would get a small bag of at a convenience store to go w. your hoagie; Wise or, the more popular Herrs.

Anonymous said...

You are such a good writer. Every time I visit I smile. Not to mention relate to what you said.

Jenn @ youknow... that blog? said...

Haha, too funny! Soft Porn Ass!

I guess comments make it into your content too, so we could really screw with your search results ;)

My birthday is tomorrow, and for a present I want you to come and submit a haiku for Silly Haiku Wednesday! Please. :) It's easy, I swear!

You can ask for specific comments on your blog... in 34 days ;)


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