Tuesday, April 1, 2008

i'm pregnant...*

  • Stu = Surprised & suspicious, considering he's neutered
  • Embarrassingly young hottie crush at grocery store = Totally grossed out (old people have sex??), if he notices at all
  • Me = Alternately pulling out my hormonally manic hair and furiously shopping for supercute maternity clothes & darling diaper bags. Not looking with hostility & loathing at my burdensome children, like the bitter soccer mom in the Essure commercial.





*with anticipation; it's supposed to be sunny & warm finally!
HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY

14 comments:

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

That is the April Fool's joke my husband wanted to play on the kids. Since he is not neutered AND I got pregnant with my youngest on birth control and while nursing, I totally slapped that idea right out of his idiot head. Has the man never heard of tempting fate?!

Lisa Milton said...

Now that would be news. Yowza.

(I'm always freak out a tad bit when someone tells one of those "the vascetomy failed after 10 years, when our kids were in high school and I was 42" tales.)

Hope you have a great morning.

CamiKaos said...

when I took K to school this morning it was 32 out

THIRTY TWO

Cold

I hope it warms up considerably before I go pick her up this afternoon... though the sun was shining.

Jerseygirl89 said...

I was going to do this one to my husband this year, except, of course, now I actually am pregnant.

That's what I get for trying to plan ahead.

Not your checker boy said...

You are a funny girl.

Since I discovered which boy you like at Wild Oats (he relly is cute and alternative) I know who to look for if Wild Oats starts offering 'Home Delivery'.

Love you.

-Stu

just jamie said...

Whoa. You totally GOT me. In my defense, I didn't even know it was April, or Tuesday, or morning. I could have fallen for anything... but that was good!

Jenny, the Bloggess said...

Ha!

I totally fell for it.

angel said...

teehee... i was thinking of doing the same thing!

katydidnot said...

you're what!?!

can i babysit?

can i be the blogmother? (like godmother but less religion-y)

Mrs. G. said...

You bad, bad mom. I wrote an entire pregnancy post with pictures and then didn't put it up because you beat me to the punch. I've used this same joke for 18 years, so I guess it's time to hang it up.

~michelle said...

You are a dork! I hate April 1st.. ever more reason why now! geeze! Got me all excited, and confused...

CC said...

Hey I just found you via Jamie when you said you were a NW gal! Glad to meet you! And wasn't the weather divine today? It's about frickin' time!!!

www.restlesshousewife.com said...

You had me at "i'm pregnant...*"...

Damnit! That would've been so much fun!

Suzanne said...

First I was shocked, then I was a little jealous, then I giggled, and all the while the joke was on me. Good one, man.

So last week it was totally in the 50's, and then Sunday morning we woke up to 2 inches of snow in the yard. What. The. Hell? (I totally cussed on the Sabbath.)

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