- Stu = Surprised & suspicious, considering he's neutered
- Embarrassingly young hottie crush at grocery store = Totally grossed out (old people have sex??), if he notices at all
- Me = Alternately pulling out my hormonally manic hair and furiously shopping for supercute maternity clothes & darling diaper bags. Not looking with hostility & loathing at my burdensome children, like the bitter soccer mom in the Essure commercial.
*with anticipation; it's supposed to be sunny & warm finally!
HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY