- Stu = Surprised & suspicious, considering he's neutered
- Embarrassingly young hottie crush at grocery store = Totally grossed out (old people have sex??), if he notices at all
- Me = Alternately pulling out my hormonally manic hair and furiously shopping for supercute maternity clothes & darling diaper bags. Not looking with hostility & loathing at my burdensome children, like the bitter soccer mom in the Essure commercial.
*with anticipation; it's supposed to be sunny & warm finally!
HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY
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That is the April Fool's joke my husband wanted to play on the kids. Since he is not neutered AND I got pregnant with my youngest on birth control and while nursing, I totally slapped that idea right out of his idiot head. Has the man never heard of tempting fate?!
Now that would be news. Yowza.
(I'm always freak out a tad bit when someone tells one of those "the vascetomy failed after 10 years, when our kids were in high school and I was 42" tales.)
Hope you have a great morning.
when I took K to school this morning it was 32 out
THIRTY TWO
Cold
I hope it warms up considerably before I go pick her up this afternoon... though the sun was shining.
I was going to do this one to my husband this year, except, of course, now I actually am pregnant.
That's what I get for trying to plan ahead.
You are a funny girl.
Since I discovered which boy you like at Wild Oats (he relly is cute and alternative) I know who to look for if Wild Oats starts offering 'Home Delivery'.
Love you.
-Stu
Whoa. You totally GOT me. In my defense, I didn't even know it was April, or Tuesday, or morning. I could have fallen for anything... but that was good!
Ha!
I totally fell for it.
teehee... i was thinking of doing the same thing!
you're what!?!
can i babysit?
can i be the blogmother? (like godmother but less religion-y)
You bad, bad mom. I wrote an entire pregnancy post with pictures and then didn't put it up because you beat me to the punch. I've used this same joke for 18 years, so I guess it's time to hang it up.
You are a dork! I hate April 1st.. ever more reason why now! geeze! Got me all excited, and confused...
Hey I just found you via Jamie when you said you were a NW gal! Glad to meet you! And wasn't the weather divine today? It's about frickin' time!!!
You had me at "i'm pregnant...*"...
Damnit! That would've been so much fun!
First I was shocked, then I was a little jealous, then I giggled, and all the while the joke was on me. Good one, man.
So last week it was totally in the 50's, and then Sunday morning we woke up to 2 inches of snow in the yard. What. The. Hell? (I totally cussed on the Sabbath.)
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