Monday, April 21, 2008

preboarding

Good morning, ladies & gentlemen! We're going to start boarding for our flight. Please take a look at your boarding pass and if you see the letter A on there, go ahead and line up along the windows here. Those of you with the letter B will be lining up in a few moments. Those of you with the letter C [barely suppressed snicker] should not even be listening to this announcement, losers. Why don't you just keep on typing away there on the floor while we fill up the aircraft with individuals who did, indeed, eat all they could at the Harrah's buffet and are now dragging their multiple oversized carry-on items into the space that used to be your seat?

Welcome aboard, suckers.

7 comments:

Mrs. G. said...

Safe travels, you two.

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

And yet everyone crowds together like it will make some sort of difference!

CamiKaos said...

have a great and safe flight

The Doggy Did It said...

Isnt that annoying, would it not make more sense to board the back of the plane first?? Idiots.

Lisa Milton said...

Blogger dumped my comment. Wah.

I can't be witty twice.

Welcome home!

sissy said...

Laughing on the floor as we speak. Really. Having my cat type this up cuz I can't stop....
sissy

Cheri said...

Good gravy, now it is YOUR turn to post a picture of your shoes. Let's see those Ed Hardy bad boys.

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