Wednesday, July 9, 2008

summer camp for bad moms


I'm not quite sure what I've gotten myself into, but CamiKaos & Miss Burrows have concocted [I said "cock"] something for a few local ladies this Friday, and I am busting [snicker] out of my comfort zone to see what's going down [snort]. (P. S. I will not be talking like Beavis at the camp; I've seen the other women going and am certain they could break my glasses & make me cry).

I can't promise a full report of the goings-on (I'm pretty sure I'll have to sign some sort of privacy clause, maybe pinky swear, perhaps there will be tongue-binding spells; you see how clueless I am about the whole thing), but I will give as many details as I can when I get home Saturday.

What do you think would be a proper hostess gift in this situation?

16 comments:

LarryG said...

a bottle of pinot noir can be nice...

Denise said...

Can't go wrong with that larryg!

Cheri @ Blog This Mom! said...

I'm not sure either, but it probably should come in a bottle and should not be a virgin.

Is Stu going to be a camp counselor? Don't forget that he's already scheduled for "lifeguard duty" the following weekend.

jenontheedge said...

Alcohol. Lots of it.

holly said...

i can't say what the hostest gift should be exactly, but i'm pretty sure which type of shop it should come from...

i am very mary said...

sex toys. definitely sex toys. Oh, I mean "adult entertainment pieces". Yes huh.

Lisa Milton said...

I'm with Holly. Something with print on the box alluding to wholesome massages when we all know what they are really for.

Well, except for me for I am chock full of wholesome goodness. Heh.

I'm looking forward to hearing about it. Anything that draws you to a campsite must be saucy indeed.

PS: *i miss you* and it's my own damn fault. Hope to see you soon, before Blogher? At least?

Oliver Rain said...

I'm all of the gifting of liquor. Sounds like quite an event. Hope we can here a little big about it after wards.

Stu said...
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Stu said...

Just wear your contacts so if you get in a tussle...

As I always say about you with any other women; make sure you get it on video for me.

A nice gift would be AA batteries. This would work with any other 'gifts' they already own.

-Stu

CamiKaos said...

WOOO HOOOOOOO!!!

That is all. See you Friday!

Giddy. said...

Bring on the Beavis!
Can't wait to meet you!

Melanie said...

I'm thinking pasties and a feather boa.

stephanie (bad mom) said...

You guys are obviously fantastic guests. I did find *something* at a toy store (real, for-kids toy store) that I believe I will supplement with a couple bottles o'something good.

Thanks for the great ideas, people!

JCK said...

Can't wait to hear. 2 weekends in a row of exciting happenings. You lucky girl, you!

The Doggy Did It said...

Yeah, I am going to need to hear all the dirt on that.

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