Wednesday, July 9, 2008

summer camp for bad moms

I'm not quite sure what I've gotten myself into, but CamiKaos & Miss Burrows have concocted [I said "cock"] something for a few local ladies this Friday, and I am busting [snicker] out of my comfort zone to see what's going down [snort]. (P. S. I will not be talking like Beavis at the camp; I've seen the other women going and am certain they could break my glasses & make me cry).

I can't promise a full report of the goings-on (I'm pretty sure I'll have to sign some sort of privacy clause, maybe pinky swear, perhaps there will be tongue-binding spells; you see how clueless I am about the whole thing), but I will give as many details as I can when I get home Saturday.

What do you think would be a proper hostess gift in this situation?