So, point is, I must get clean before I venture out on a DATE with my very own local version of Cute Guy from The Office.
Here are some highlights from the Girl Scout Adventure:
- This shouted from the backseat in the first ten minutes of our drive - "THANK YOU FOR NOT FARTING!"
- Playing "The Quiet Game" - 12 seconds of silence followed by soft giggles then "Okay, let's start over;" 8 seconds of silence, giggling, "OKAY, FOR REAL, READY SET" giggle giggle giggle
- The main Scout leader telling 22 second & third grade girls at 9:15 pm that they weren't even close to needing to go to bed! (WHAT??)
- 22 girls pounding down the stairs (conveniently located a yard from my sleeping head) at 6:40 am to see a deer out the window (The main leader had told them, around 9:30 pm Friday, they might be able to witness such a scene, first thing in the morning...Again, WTF??)
There really is so much more, but I have to wash some of it away before I can get fun date night stuff like good food & cocktails...